Well, did they plant a tree?
Nope. Just ate some dried fruit.
Jews! Thems my peoples.
It has been requested by Hermes and Lucier that I be more inclusive of the fair sex. Amanda called me last night and demanded a retraction to my comment above. I give you:Shooter(An ode to my female colleagues)Davidson and Bourke-White,Leibowitz and Tritt;The images you’re making really are the shit!Your humility inspires awe, and so does your compassion;There’s no one in the newsroom, who has a fraction of your passion.When the light is low and shitty,And your frame has some noise;You keep it in perspective; you never lose your poise.That frat boy who attacked me, and hit me in the face?You were half a step behind me, you got him with your Mace.As adroit baking muffins as you are with a wrench,I saw you fix the light table, With some duct-tape and a (PC) cable.Back in photo school, you gave me shit in class;You made it up the next day by loaning me your glass.When the politicians drone, and the room is full of spin;You tell me dirty jokes about a “grip and grin.”In this male-centric world, you’re deserving of more fame;But, fair photog, there’s no one I’d sooner spend a day with,On the sidelines of the game.The comment from the copy desk? The one about your “pooter?”I know it was harassment,You’re still my favorite shooter.
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